Paris: Or you could try to write the next great american children's book in 78 words or less, featuring the adventures of Ohmiya SK. :II

me: Taka liked cute things. He liked to play with them and pet them and tell them they were cute. One day, he met Yuuji. Yuuji was very cute. Taka knew they would be good friends.

Yuuji liked Taka, but his favorite thing was fighting crime. That's what secret bases are good for. So he and Taka built lots of secret bases, and together, they fought crime.

The police were very happy to have the help.

But they asked if they could please stop doing the pose after defeating the bad guys.

"No!" Yuuji said. "The pose is important!"

"That's where we get our super-strength," Taka said. "It's very important."

So the police said, "Okay, you can do it. But please wear looser pants next time."

"No!" Yuuji said. "The shorts are important!"

"I like them," Taka said. "A lot."

"Taka likes them," Yuuji confirmed. "Best friends wear shorts for each other."

"Best friends take them off for each other too!" Taka said before he quite knew what he was saying.

The police sighed.